1. Notes: 125037 / 1 week ago  from thats-so-meme (originally from bloodbending)
    person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
    me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
  2. Notes: 2778 / 1 week ago  from iraffiruse
     
  3. Notes: 6986 / 1 week ago  from tastefullyoffensive (originally from twisteddoodles)
    twisteddoodles:

How to make a substitute cat.

    twisteddoodles:

    How to make a substitute cat.

     
  4. Notes: 293814 / 1 week ago  from funny-pics-4-u (originally from frenums)
    frenums:

wow

    frenums:

    wow

     
  5. Notes: 367254 / 1 week ago  from juniorpaleontologist (originally from gronkwena)

    juststrikerstar:

    bekutaa:

    xekstrin:

    THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

    THE FORESHADOWING OMG

    ye s it is back

    (Source: gronkwena)

  6. Notes: 2874 / 1 week ago  from thefuuuucomics (originally from indors)
    fratdude420:

an’ i get to tend the rabbits, george

    fratdude420:

    an’ i get to tend the rabbits, george

    (Source: indors)

     
  7. Notes: 337234 / 1 week ago  from tits-and-champagne (originally from onlylolgifs)
    turkey-imported-from-maine:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

so we’ve all just decided that her name is susan

    turkey-imported-from-maine:

    timelady-of-221b:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    budacub:

    dividebysix:

    thedeathecchi:

    I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

    SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

    SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

    HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

    SUSAN?

    SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

    SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

    so we’ve all just decided that her name is susan

     
  8. Notes: 853 / 1 week ago  from foodffs (originally from foodffs)
  9. Notes: 112831 / 1 week ago  from chogath (originally from eeveez)
    waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
    waitress: sir please stop cyring
  10. Notes: 1680 / 1 week ago  from thats-so-meme (originally from makemelaughblog)
     
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There is no valid reason as to why I should feel even the slightest of coercivity to bestow upon you the description of my being. But if you must know, feel free to do me the honour of asking :3
BTW my name is Robin
 
 

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